A hamster and a rat were sitting on the side of a swimming pool.
They were enjoying the sun. Suddenly the rat turned to the hamster and asked him:
Dude, How come people consider me a noisance, and you a pet?
How come people pay money to have you, while they are trying to kill me?
How come you are considered a cute little animal, while I am
considered creepy and disgusting?
How come you live in a warm home, and I have to stay in the sewer?
So the hamster answered:
“It s branding, dude.”