Math Homework 911 Call
A little 4 years boy call police to help math homework…
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: Whatâ€™s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I canâ€™t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Operator: Alright, whatâ€™s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Boy: I donâ€™t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: Iâ€™m only 4.
Operator: Whatâ€™s another problem, that was a tough one.
Boy: Um, oh hereâ€™s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Woman: Johnny what do you think youâ€™re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: Itâ€™s the motherâ€¦
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didnâ€™t mean the police.